The sparrow rescue was a mission unaccomplished. No injured sparrows could be found. A second project has similarly been futile. You can't seem to locate a certain leftie who walks with a cane no matter how hard you search. In the short-term you take solace in Italian choral music. It is beautiful. But before long the soprano sentimentally reminds you that you're still sans bird-in-the-hand.
May we recommend considering Rent-a-Chick. A visit to the local market will allow you the chance to acquaint yourself with the enthusiastic farmer or farmer's representative who facilitates the program. The soft fluffy babies can be rented for days or a couple of weeks in memory of the uninjured sparrow or your own repressed Disney Princess. Whichever you prefer! We merely ask that you also keep in mind the chick's undeserved separation anxiety from its mother and siblings: give it a peck from GAP.
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Don't smoke or have a hoarse voice. Every word you say in public must be like the song of a bluebird.
Pls note that those are helpful tips, not steadfast and strict rules or even swords in the stone. The song of a robin, for example, suffices for mimicry. Also note that while the role is admittedly gender-specific the entry is addressed to all *people* interested in pursuing their passion.
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